From the recording I Love You Whatever
Lyrics
I LOVE YOU, WHATEVER
I’ll love you when you get old
I’ll love you ‘til the sun goes cold
I’ll love you to have and hold
I love you, whatever
I love you when you’re feeling tense
I love you when you yell at appliances
Despite advice from all my friends
I love you, whatever
I’ll love you if you scream and shout
I’ll love you when your hair falls out
Even if you drive through a roundabout
I love you whatever
What if I wear a MAGA hat?
Darlin’ I don’t know about that
I might take to you with a baseball bat
That’s just stormy weather
What if I cook coddle stew?
That’s a lot for any dude
Those sausages look kinda rude
We were meant to be together
I love you when you’re feeling sad
I love you when the milk goes bad
Even if you steal all my shopping bags
I love you whatever
I love you when you’re out of sorts
I love you in your stonewash jorts
They could be the reason I got divorced
I love you whatever
What if I start a Twitter war?
Baby that’s what Twitter’s for
That’s something that I’ll ignore
That’s just stormy weather
What if I can’t get to sleep?
Baby that don’t bother me
I’ll help you to count the sheep
We were meant to be together
We were meant to be together
Through the bad and any weather
We’re two birds of a feather yeah
You’re like an old shoe made of leather
Like Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder
That why I say I love you whatever
I love you when you’re depressed
I love you when you’re feeling stressed
Even if you shop at best and less
I love you whatever
I love you and you love me
I love you and your family
Through ups and downs and calamity
I love you whatever
I love you whatever
I love you whatever